In Winter 2019, I looked at the world and what I saw disturbed me. There were a lack of opinions about movies in the world! Setting to work at once, I sought to rectify this travesty and started a blog with my very important reviews.
(Which I wrote for my college newspaper so yes this is just a shovelware site… But nevermind that!)
And I am happy to say that now that with my unique perspective on films, the field of movie criticism has definitively been saved. You’re welcome world.
Even with the world saved, I must continue my quest and will keep writing about movies. Inspired by my award-winning podcast Real Human Bings which dear reader, I am certain you are a big fan, I will endeavor to find the answers to movies but poorly every step of the way.
Thanks XOXO
Jacob
What People Say
These movie reviews are awesome!
My mom
What’s a blog?
My grandmother
What are you doing here?
Chris Evans
I will call security.
Chris Evans (again)
I worry about his mental wellbeing, I really do. Like, what if he does something dangerous?
Aulden MacQueen (Former best friend)
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